Seriously, you/I/we thought we kicked/got rid of/defeated them last time? Guess not/hell no/nope. They're back/here again/worse than ever. I woke up with bites/marks/stings all over my arms/legs/butt this morning, and now I'm freaking out. This/That/These is so annoying/infuriating/unfair. I've tried everything: pesticides/baking soda/diatomaceous

You wake up one morning and there they are. Skin-crawling welts dot your legs. You curse the day you were born, because those damn bed bugs have invaded your apartment. It's a horrible situation, and it looks like they're laughing at you. They creep in the seams of your mattress, waiting to bite when you're most vulnerable. They leave you with bu